Cat Quotes

Every cat knows how to keep his owner feeding them: You may scratch and bite ninety-nine times, but the hundredth time, you must leap into a lap and press your nose to their nose. Rules are for dogs. ― Catherynne M. Valente

Religion is like a blind man
looking in a black room
for a black cat
that isn’t there,
and finding it.
— Anonymous 

#Cats are marvelous creatures –
they either adapt to circumstances,
or decide to make circumstances adapt to them.
Either way – they win.
— Will Advise

I think that the world should be full of cats
and full of rain,
that’s all,
just cats and rain,
rain and cats,
very nice,
good night.
― Charles Bukowski 

Don’t judge a cat by its coat. ― Magdalena VandenBerg

Never underestimate the power of a purr. — Saying

Cat herding is simple. Just drag a string behind you. ― Aaron Dennis

The real measure of a day’s heat is the length of a sleeping cat. ― Charles J. Brady

There is no creature better at delicate rudeness than a cat… ― Elizabeth Peters

The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat. ― Jules Renard

Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off. ― Michael Nelson

A shy cat makes a proud mouse. — Proverb