A female feline named Katta
Is getting fatta and fatta
But she’s pretty and purry
And funny and furry
So what does an ounce or two matta?
― Lilian Jackson Braun
He’s our rodent control officer. He doesn’t catch mice, he just terrifies them. ― Lilian Jackson Braun
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you are drunk. If you make a fool of yourself in front a dog, he will make a fool of himself, too. ― Chuck Jones
The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens. ― Robert A. Heinlein
But there was a kitten on my pillow, and it was purring in my face and vibrating gently with every purr, and, very soon, I slept. ― Neil Gaiman
That’s the great secret of creativity. You treat ideas like cats: you make them follow you. ― Ray Bradbury
Pets reflect you like mirrors. When you are happy, you can see your dog smiling and when you are sad, your cat cries. ― Munia Khan
One day I was counting the cats and I absent-mindedly counted myself. ― Bobbie Ann Mason
She watches him as a cat would watch a mouse. ― Jonathan Swift
In Instanbul I met a man who said he knew beyond a doubt that God was a cat. I asked why he was so sure, and the man said, “When I pray to him, he ignores me.” ― Lowell Thomas
I love them, they are so nice and selfish. Dogs are TOO good and unselfish. They make me feel uncomfortable. But cats are gloriously human. ― L.M. Montgomery
Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.
Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.
I say: No contest.
― Lee Wardlaw
The best about cats is they love cannot feign… ― Will Advise
The realest of cats love with all of their being… ― Will Advise
People skills are useless with cats, because cats are immune to training, and do whatever they decide in any situation… And most importantly they aren’t human. ― Will Advise
The man who will not defend the honour of his cat cannot be trusted to defend anything. ― Robert Lynd
Within the heart of every stray lies the singular desire to be loved. ― Author Unknown
When the tea is brought at five o’clock, and all the neat curtains are drawn with care, the little black cat with bright green eyes is suddenly purring there. – Harold Monro
Animals like crows and black cats are not ominous at all; it is the men’s superstitious mind which is the inauspicious one. – Mehmet Murat Ildan
Black cat or white cat: If it can catch mice, it’s a good cat. – Deng Xiaoping
Whenever the cat of the house is black, the lasses of lovers will have no lack. – English Proverb
Black cats were created to give everyone the opportunity to be owned by a mini-panther. – Author Unknown