Cat Quotes

Last time I saw her, she was peeking out from one of the bookcases next to the fireplace. She’s the first cat I’ve ever seen trying to pretend she’s a condensed version of War and Peace. ― Ellen Hart

There is no ‘cat language.’ Painful as it is for us to admit, they don’t need one! ― Barbara Holland

I preferred to think of myself as a cat. If I think of my behavior as cat behavior instead of people behavior, it pretty much always makes sense. ― Jael McHenry

A fish tank is just interactive television for cats. ― Oliver Gaspirtz

One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers. ― Gwendolyn Brooks

Has it ever occured to you that crazy cat people may be sane and you be the the crazy one? ― Quitillian Blue

…staring into thin air at those things only cats can see. ― Stephen King

If you’ll just sit and pet your cat – or somebody’s cat – find a cat, for God’s sake! Find a cat! Or anything furry – and let it train you into a frequency that will cause you to allow enlightenment. ― Abraham Hicks

A cat has nine lives but a Schrodinger cat is both dead and alive at the same time…. ― Ankala Subbarao

If you want to be an expert in attracting others, choose a cat as your teacher! ― Mehmet Murat ildan

With my aversion to this cat, however, its partiality for myself seemed to increase. ― Edgar Allan Poe

There are only a few things that are more entertaining than watching a cat trying to run across a freshly waxed wood floor after a ball. ― David C Holley

I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats and dogs. ― Jonathan Swift

In the night all cats are gray. ― Miguel de Cervantes

Dogs are high on life. Cats need catnip. ― Eloisa James

In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange. ― Jim Davis

To do today:
1. Sit and think.
2. Reach enlightenment.
3. Feed the cat.
― Jarod Kintz

The stones were sharp,
The wind came at my back;
Walking along the highway,
Mincing like a cat.
―Theodore Roethke

A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn’t there. A theologian is the man who finds it. ― H.L. Mencken

If cats were the double the size they are now, they’d probably be illegal. ― Douglas Coupland

I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that’s living. ― Ursula Andress

A kitten with a length of string
Is such a pretty, playful thing.
A kitten with a leaf to chase
Exhibits beauty, form and grace.
But I love kittens curled up, wise.
With ancient mystery in their eyes.
― Salvatore Marsiglia