Cat Quotes

“When the cat winketh
Little wots the nouse
What the cat thinketh.”
― Anonymous

Wait a minute. Wait just a hairball kakking minute. ― Jody Wallace

Never try to outstubborn a cat. ― Robert A. Heinlein

In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats. ― English Proverb

I wanted to find a nice quiet spot, go to sleep, and dream about kittens. ― John Corwin

He has gone to fish, for his Aunt Jobliska’s; Runcible Cat with crimson whiskers! – Edward Lear

The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs! ― Unknown

I have lived with several Zen masters — all of them cats. ― Eckhart Tolle

A peasant between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. ― Unknown

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats. ― Mark Twain

When my cats aren’t happy, I’m not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they’re just sitting there thinking up ways to get even. ― Percy Bysshe Shelley

The stones themselves are thick with history, and those cats that dash through the alleyways must surely be the ghosts of the famous dead in feline disguise. ― Erica Jong

Some people are uncomfortable with the idea that humans belong to the same class of animals as cats and cows and raccoons. They’re like the people who become successful and then don’t want to be reminded of the old neighborhood. ― Phil Donahue

Cats are only human, they have their faults. ― Kingsley Amis

My quest these days is to find my long lost inner Luke (child), but I’m afraid if I do, I’ll end up with food in my hair and way too in love with the cats. ― Kenny Loggins

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones. ― Dan Harmon

I love them, they are so nice and selfish. Dogs are TOO good and unselfish. They make me feel uncomfortable. But cats are gloriously human. ― L.M. Montgomery

After all, a woman who doesn’t love cats is never going to be make a man happy. ― Orhan Pamuk

Ignorant people think it’s the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain’t so; it’s the sickening grammar they use. ― Mark Twain

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it’s because the water is cold in there. And I’m like, how did my mother know that?. ― Wendy Liebman

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. ― Jules Verne

For me, one of the pleasures of cats’ company is their devotion to bodily comfort. ― Compton Mackenzie, Sr.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. ― Joseph Wood Krutch

Authors are sometimes like tomcats: They distrust all the other toms but they are kind to kittens. ― Malcolm Cowley

Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance. ― Dan Greenburg

Cats are magical…the more you pet them the longer you both live. ― Unknown

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. ― Joseph Wood Krutch

Cats don’t like change without their consent. ― Roger Caras

Purr more, hiss less. ― Linda C. Marchman

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. ― Cynthia E. Varnado

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind. ― Cleveland Amory

Civilization is defined by the presence of cats. ― Unknown

An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old. ― Carl Van Vechten

Cats are designated friends. ― Norman Corwin

A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, and a cat is a person. ― Mugsy Peabody

A cat is never vulgar. ― Carl Van Vechten