If I Didn’t Have Animals is an anonymous poem about the perks of having a pet. “How empty my life would be!” sums up the poem’s theme.
- I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.
- My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated.
- All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would be free of hair.
- When the doorbell rings, it wouldn’t sound like the kennels.
- When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without wading through fuzzy bodies who beat me there.
- I could sit on the couch the way I wanted, without taking into consideration how much space several fur bodies would need to get comfortable.
- I would not have strange presents under my Christmas tree — dog bones, stuffed animals, nor would I have to answer to people why I wrap them.
- I would not be on a first-name basis with three veterinarians.
- The most used words in my vocabulary would not be: out, sit, down, come, no, stay, and leave him/her/it ALONE.
- My house would NOT be cordoned off into zones with baby gates or barriers.
- My pockets would not contain things like poop bags, treats and an extra leash.
- I would no longer have to spell the words B-A-L-L-, F-R-I-S-B-E-E, or W-A-L-K.
- I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as outside.
- I would not look strangely at people who think having ONE dog ties them down too much.
- I’d look forward to spring and the melting of snow instead of dreading mud season.
- I would not have to answer the question: “Why do you have so many dogs/animals” from people who will never have the joy in their lives of knowing they are loved unconditionally by something as close to an angel as they will ever get.